GRAMMY Award-winning artist T-Pain kicked-off the “Your Jokes Our (W)rapper” contest after making a surprise appearance at Zanies Comedy Club Chicago to rap Laffy Taffy’s “original jokes” into a sweet retirement last night, making room for new jokes on the iconic wrappers. This event gave fans the opportunity to have their “dad jokes” printed on their fruity, chewy candy wrappers. What kind of tree grows in your hand?ġ00.By Darren Paltrowitz 0 T-Pain On Working With Laffy Taffy, Career Highlights, Future Plans, “I’m On A Boat” & MoreĮarlier this month, in conjunction with Happy National Tell A Joke Day, Laffy Taffy held its first joke-writing contest in decades. Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?ĩ9. What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?īecause it rises in the yeast and rests in the vest.ĩ8. What did the skunk say when the wind changed?ĩ6. Why didn’t the leopard go on vacation?ĩ5. Why couldn’t the shoes go out and play?ĩ4. What is the biggest room in the world?ĩ3. Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying?ĩ1. What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?ĩ0. What did the hurricane say to the island?Ĩ5. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?Ĩ4. What did the egg say to the frying pan?Ĩ3. What did one campfire say to the other?Ĩ1. What kind of shoes do private investigators wear?ħ7. She wanted to be a nurse when she grew up.ħ2. Why didn’t the little girl want to leave nursery school? What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?ħ0. Why did the skeleton go to the movie by itself?Ħ9. What should you do if you don’t have any rubber bands?Ħ8. Why should you never use a dull pencil?Ħ7. What is the best way to raise a child?Ħ5. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?Ħ0. What do you call a cat that eats lemons?ĥ6. What do wolves say when they are introduced?ĥ0. Another Round of Laffy Taffy Jokes (Round 4)Ĥ9. Where do kittens go on their class trip?Ĥ3. What do you call a car that never sleeps?ģ9. What runs around a soccer field but never moves?ģ7. Still More Laffy Taffy Jokes (Round 3)ģ3. What’s green and fluffy and comes from mars?Īdd 24 carrots. What should you do if your dog is missing?Ģ8. What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work?Ģ6. Why do we not tell secrets in a corn patch?Ģ5. What word is always spelled incorrectly?Ģ0. When do you stop at green and go at red?ġ8. What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts?ġ5. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?ġ0. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?Ĩ. Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game?ħ. What did the horse say when he fell down?Ĥ. While we feel like we ready thousands, these are some of our favorites. Their jokes are plastered all over the internet for everyone (sweet tooth or not) to enjoy. Luckily, it’s easy to find those Laffy Taffy laughs without actually buying any candy. If you’re shying away from candy but still want a laugh, we get it. Of course, if we ate them as often as we’d like, our dental bills would be through the roof. The only thing we love more than reading the jokes to our family members is chewing through the juicy, flavorful candy. Hidden under each flap are some of the goofiest, punniest one-liners in the history of jokes. Laffy Taffy is not only tasty and fun to chew, it’s fun to open. Are there people in the world who don’t love Laffy Taffy? And, if so, how do we tell them that they’re wrong? Whether you’re a green and yellow fan or an “all pinks” kinda girl, it doesn’t really matter.
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